Criminal Simulator Hill House: Loot and Prep Guide

What Is Hill House in Criminal Simulator?

Criminal Simulator Hill House puts valuable art behind guarded gates in the Roblox game. Its job board displays four money signs, but a failed robbery can cost you stolen items and a day. Fund your equipment through smaller house robberies before taking on its security.

Hill House appears among the hideout’s job boards alongside other targets, including electronics and Police HQ. Check its board before heading out, then scout the property before choosing an entrance. Guards at the gate make it a different proposition from grabbing an unattended wallet through an open door.

Keep your current quota in mind. An ambitious target is worth less to your run if you lose the items you needed to finish it.

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Prepare Your Tools Before the Trip

Buy equipment at the computer in your hideout. Some purchases require higher levels, so check what you can access before spending money on a loadout.

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These tools and upgrades address the entry, movement, and carrying problems you encounter during robberies:

Tool or upgrade	What it does
Lockpick	Opens locked doors
Glass cutter	Cuts through windows with less noise than smashing them
Lifter	Improves your ability to carry stolen items, including heavier loot
Running shoes	Increase movement speed
Blowtorch	Provides access to safes

Carry a lockpick or glass cutter before attempting a guarded property. If you play with friends, split those purchases: one teammate can handle doors while another handles windows. Avoid spending limited cash on duplicate equipment when your group still lacks an entry option.

Buy carrying upgrades before planning a haul built around heavy objects. Being able to enter a house does not mean you can carry everything inside, and heavy items can slow you down.

Approach Quietly and Avoid Unnecessary Fights

Hold C to sneak. Residents can hear movement, and breaking a window with a rock makes enough noise to alert anyone at home. Use a glass cutter for a quieter entrance, then keep sneaking once you are inside.

Before entering:

• Locate visible guards and residents.
• Choose an exit you can reach without searching for another way out.
• Check the route back to the truck.
• Agree on who will carry loot if you are playing together.

A baseball bat can knock residents out, but armed security guards can take you down quickly. Do not rely on close-range attacks to carry an under-equipped run.

AC gas can put people inside a house to sleep through an AC unit. Keep that tool separate from your escape plan: you still need to collect the loot and get it back to the truck.

Prioritize Loot You Can Actually Recover

Hill House’s appeal is the art on its walls. Resist the urge to grab everything before checking how you will carry it out.

Across house robberies, valuable pickups include jewelry, watches, tablets, game consoles, drones, and gift cards. Use those smaller robberies to fund your equipment, and leave heavy objects behind when you cannot transport them.

For a group run, assign someone to move recovered items toward the truck while the others continue collecting. Call out the exact handoff point. Dropping a television outside a window accomplishes little if your teammate cannot find it before the police arrive.

Return with a manageable haul rather than getting trapped while carrying one more bulky item.

Leave Time to Escape and Sell

The job board tells you to return by 7:00 a.m. Watch the clock in the bottom-right corner and allow time for the trip back.

Getting caught can cost you loot and skip a day in a run with only three days or nights available. If you are detected, leave before the police close in. You cannot head home while wanted, so account for that delay instead of treating the deadline as your departure time.

Once you can return:

1. Ride the truck back to the hideout.
2. Move the stolen items into the selling crate.
3. Pull the lever to sell.
4. Check your quota progress before buying more equipment.

Sale proceeds are only a portion of an item’s value. Check the actual payout before assuming a promising haul has covered your quota. If time or equipment is running short, switch to smaller houses instead of forcing another attempt at the guarded gates.